The post below is an unofficial, and jocular observation of today's informal gathering.
Hey, everyone! It's our HOA. Let's unite and check out all the details. Do we want to solidify it or let matters drift unaccountably like they have for past 15 years?
Spearheaded by Myrtlewood Drive's own Larry Gresham, a one man task force of...well, Larry Gresham, has uncovered what appears to be a misappropriation of funds by Intervest (ICI). In addition to ICI's lack of communication with our residential members, a portion of our annual dues is being allocated for ICI expenditures beyond our Live Oak Estate phases. The suggestion is that these spent funds need to be either justified or recovered.
Charlie Ringer says "Mutiny! Let's slay the bastards and take it over! I always knew things weren't right." Riley Ringer, the Ringer's adorable cat, was not in attendance due to an early evening lizard patrol.
Bob Stover chortled, "Piece of cake. We just need to see some books! But, speaking of cake, I'm hungry now and have to return to my abode for some dinner."
The newsfeeds are streaming in as we will continue to report developments in this story throughout the evening.
Most of those in attendance wanted to know where John Noone bought his "Visor with Wig," a very dapper addition to his already avant garde wardrobe. Always fashionable, Noone was rather puzzled as to the attention it garnered. "I don't get it." said Noone. "Why, I'm always cool. Visor or no visor." Noone confiscated our reporter's camera insisting on a photo blackout. Said Noone, "If you weren't here for the meeting, you don't deserve to see my new look."
Later newsreel at 10 ET. FOX News is all over this story.
Don't forget to set your clocks ahead for Daylight Savings.
I didn't see no stars. But Larry Gresham brought the lumber!
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ReplyDeleteAnyword on a meeting? Do we have a list of concerns and issues to address? The entrance and grounds upkeep is a good start.
ReplyDelete3. Dues increase
4. Utility buildings
5. Unleashed dogs -doggy poop in yard
6. Motorbikes
What a beautiful day. Get out and smell the roses.
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